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Bloodbath Disco Halloween Party: Saturday 29th October

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NEWSFLASH!

DJ CATRIONA CONSTANCE HAS NOW BEEN ORDAINED BY THE CHURCH OF SPIRITUAL HUMANISM!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE THE CERTIFICATE TO PROVE IT AND ENOUGH VODKA TO CONVINCE YOU TO DO IT. THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS!

GOLD COIN WEDDINGS!
DONATIONS GOING TO EQUAL LOVE.
GET MARRIED BY OUR RESIDENT DJ OVER THE JELLY PIT AND YOU CAN REQUEST YOUR BRIDAL WALTZ SONG!

SHOW MARRIAGE EQUALITY FOR ZOMBIES! CEREMONY AND CERTIFICATE PROVIDED!

29th of October. 9:00 PM.

It’s Halloween and the eve of Zombie shuffle, what do you do?

You paint your face and come watch old school horror flicks with us here at The Glasshouse!
We have been busy setting up our in-house cinema area, where you guys can come hang out, eat pop-corn and have a shot every time someone screams in Wolf Creek!!

Any movie requests will be taken so just email contact@myglasshouse.com.au

We will not accept Hannah Montana or Olsen Twins movies as ‘horror flicks’. We’ve heard it all before.

Saw 2 not cutting it for ya? Not excited by Ghostbusters? Bored by Dracula?

That’s cool. Can’t have disco without tunes!

**A mixed bag of shows from 10:30pm hosted by the morbidly creepy Max Factor (So You Think You Can Drag? King Victoria) who will be giving Zombie survival tips throughout the night and featuring guest Kings, Queens and more side-show freaks than the Rocky Horror Picture Show!

**Rhonda Buttons and Jacqui Meoff, two of the sexiest ladies of drag to seduce you to the dark side. Performing shows that will bring back the dead!

**Hot undead cage dancers that can make a chainsaw massacre look like a good idea!

**Pro-Jelly wrestling demonstrations with the Toronto ’83 all stars from midnight! F-CK YEAH!

**D.J. Catriona Constance (DnM, Shag Tag, Lick) giving us her f-cked up Frankenstein mixes of her usual audio genius from midnight onwards. She also takes requests, and braiiiiiiiiins.

If that wasn’t enough: jelly wrestling. There I said it.
If movies and shows can’t lure you, perhaps *scantily clad youngsters wrestling in a pool of jelly while onlookers cheer on will!
(*scantily-clad youngsters may or may not end up being badly dressed drunken fools but either way- JELLY!)

Drink specials all night and give aways for best costume and door prize.

$5 entry or $3 concession/costumed

EVERYONE WELCOME!

Starts at 9pm
Shows from 10:30pm.
Jelly after the pumpkin hour!

 

Saturday 29th October from 9pm

 

 

SHAG TAG #8 The singles night with a twist… Friday 28 Oct

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It’s back…

SHAG TAG #8
The singles night with a twist…

If you’ve played before, you know how it works!

If you’re new to it, the game is simple.

- Grab a numbered lanyard on entry to the venue
- Each numbered lanyard has a corresponding envelope
- See a girl you like?! take note of her lanyard number and come to the SHAG TAG booth and fill out a TAG slip
- Put it in the numbered envelope of the lady you like

YOU HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR PERSONAL ENVELOPE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT (handy for those who have to leave early)

$5 Entry
Kicks off at 9pm.

(Note there is no Shag Tag in November)

 

Friday 28 October from 9 pm

Grand Final party: October 1st from 2pm

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Join us for all the Grand Final Action!

Watch the AFL Grand Final LIVE on the big screen from 2pm.

$15 jugs for the length of the game.
$10 parmas all day.
Other drinks specials throughout the day.

Plus you could win big with our Grand Final Day door raffle.
Prizes and support from Kiss FM, Panasonic and Retrovision. WHOOP!!!

 

Dirrty Pop 80′s Vs 90′s Special – Saturday 17th September

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Boy George or Boyzone?!
Adam Ant or All Saints?!
Soft Cell or Spice Girls?! 

This saturday sees the return of [Dirrty Pop!!] your one stop retro & cheese pop shop.

It’s a little bit of a special one this month;

In the red corner we have DJ CATRIONA CONSTANCE (lick,I.U.SHE,Blonde on the rocks) and in the blue corner DJ LIL’ SHAN (Libation, Girlbar) battling it out 80s and 90s style.

$5 cover charge
Kicks off 9pm

DJ Catriona Constance 9pm-11.30pm
DJ Lil’Shan 11.30pm-close

SATURDAY 17TH SEPTEMBER

Shag Tag – singles night: Friday 30th September // SOPHIA SIN + NUGGET

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It’s back… 

SHAG TAG #7
The singles night with a twist…

Now hitting the Glasshouse Hotel on the last Friday of the month.

If you’ve played before, you know how it works!

If you’re new to it, the game is simple.

- Grab a numbered lanyard on entry to the venue
- Each numbered lanyard has a corresponding envelope
- See a girl you like?! take note of her lanyard number and come to the SHAG TAG booth and fill out a TAG slip
- Put it in the numbered envelope of the lady you like

YOU HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR PERSONAL ENVELOPE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT (handy for those who have to leave early)

$5 Entry
Kicks off at 9pm.

DJs

// Catriona Constance

// Sophia Sin

// Nugget

Nugget

Gender Blender ” Help Larry Get off his Tits” – Saturday October 1st

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Gender Blender, a monthly event for Trans-Gender, Gender-Queer Gender-Questioning and anyone else who wants to come..

The first of Gender Blender is also a fund-raising event for top surgery.

Entertainment so far ….

MC: Ladybird

Performances by:
Lucinda Lou ( Bad Ladies, Bent Cabaret)
Little MIss Deviant (Bad Ladies, Bent Cabaret)
Mella Dee Harmony
[UPDATE]
Lady Tawdry
Acro Boi’s

[UPDATE]

DJ’s Mista Lady
Dj Sammi and
Jax Juxtapose

Kissing booth
Door prizes
Raffles
Bake Sale

3 pool tables
$5 Shots
$4 Pots
$3 Jelly Shots
$7.50 Basic Spirits
$6.50 House Wine
and a whole lot more. Keep and eye on http://www.genderblender.net/ for updates and more info!

Wheelchair accessible, Toilets not so accessible (Sorry working on it)

$20 / $15 concession

Come Dressed to impress.

Please pass this along through your networks!

Anyone interested in performing please contact me via Facebook  (Lazarus Talon Lordi)
Thanx and look forward to seeing you there!  Larry

Saturday 1st October 2011 from 9:30pm

 

Melbourne Fringe Festival 2011

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We’re hosting five different shows over the Fringe Festival with everything running from the 22nd of September.

Bobby Macumber, This Is Your Life….

Bobby Macumber, This Is Your Life is an insight into 29 years of weird and wonderful lesbian existence. From a FOBish style Pacific upbringing, discovering one’s sexuality with traditional, conservative parents, through to relationship issues and internet dating, Bobby, this is your life…

bobbymacumber.com

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/bobby-macumber-this-is-your-life

Returning for the second year is Al’s Music Rant. The Difficult Second Album

Ever seen a human iPod set to shuffle? Music journalist and emerging comic Al Newstead attempts his ‘difficult second album’, following his sold-out season with another unique brand of high-energy performance. Delivered in an all-singing, all-dancing, all-stand-upping show. A real one-man band.

alsmusicrant.blogspot.com

Written and Performed by Al Newstead

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/al-s-music-rant

One Night in Heaven Five Nights Only!

Join Marion Slatter (2009 Raw Comedy Victorian finalist) and Catherine Hall (2010 Raw Comedy National finalist) as they join forces for the first time, to take you on a journey of friendship, cake, truth, cake, car chases and fight sequences, cake and cake.*

*Your experience may differ.

marion-catherine.tumblr.com

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/one-night-in-heaven

Markus de Port

Murder, Madness, Marriage, Mechanics and Sex….

Markus de Port: A one-man show. Six stories, six lives, six characters. Each part of Markus’s life and each person in it is threaded to another. So hold onto this wayward thread that travels through a few degrees of separation and you may just find out who Markus de Port is.

Written and Performed by Peter Condon

Directed by David Paterson

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/markus-de-port

Thank You, Comedy Gods

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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha… aaaaah hahahahaha hahahaha

hahaha… comedicate.com.au hahahaha hhaaaaa!

 

Performer Beau Fitzpatrick

Director Clare Gibson

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/thank-you-comedy-gods

 

Dynasty does Dallas (Donna, Libby & Leah’s birthdays) – Friday 9 Sept from 9pm

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Yes it’s that time of year again that’s right PARTY TIME

Leah, Libby and Donna are turning 30 (again) so get your dressup. drinking and party shoes on because this is gonna be huge.

DJs All Night:

DJ Kat
Jewelz
Griff
Mish’chief + guests

Theme – DYNASTY Does DALLAS
Time – 9pm til very late
Friday the 9th September

Shoulder pads, big hair, bad hair, gold la-me, ten gallan hats, city meets country, taffiter, puffy sleaves, scallop neck lines, 3/4 drop waist with pleated skirt, big bows in inappropriate places.
The list is endless and you can get it all from Savers.

$50 Bar Tab for the best dressed

DRESS UP IS ESSENTIAL (if you dont dress up you will incure a door charge of $20)

So please come and help us celebrate our 30th birthdays

and let the costume hunting begin xxxxxxxx

Friday 9th September from 9pm