Gender Blender ” Help Larry Get off his Tits” – Saturday October 1st

Gender Blender, a monthly event for Trans-Gender, Gender-Queer Gender-Questioning and anyone else who wants to come..

The first of Gender Blender is also a fund-raising event for top surgery.

Entertainment so far ….

MC: Ladybird

Performances by:
Lucinda Lou ( Bad Ladies, Bent Cabaret)
Little MIss Deviant (Bad Ladies, Bent Cabaret)
Mella Dee Harmony
[UPDATE]
Lady Tawdry
Acro Boi’s

[UPDATE]

DJ’s Mista Lady
Dj Sammi and
Jax Juxtapose

Kissing booth
Door prizes
Raffles
Bake Sale

3 pool tables
$5 Shots
$4 Pots
$3 Jelly Shots
$7.50 Basic Spirits
$6.50 House Wine
and a whole lot more. Keep and eye on http://www.genderblender.net/ for updates and more info!

Wheelchair accessible, Toilets not so accessible (Sorry working on it)

$20 / $15 concession

Come Dressed to impress.

Please pass this along through your networks!

Anyone interested in performing please contact me via Facebook  (Lazarus Talon Lordi)
Thanx and look forward to seeing you there!  Larry

Saturday 1st October 2011 from 9:30pm

 

Melbourne Fringe Festival 2011

We’re hosting five different shows over the Fringe Festival with everything running from the 22nd of September.

Bobby Macumber, This Is Your Life….

Bobby Macumber, This Is Your Life is an insight into 29 years of weird and wonderful lesbian existence. From a FOBish style Pacific upbringing, discovering one’s sexuality with traditional, conservative parents, through to relationship issues and internet dating, Bobby, this is your life…

bobbymacumber.com

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/bobby-macumber-this-is-your-life

Returning for the second year is Al’s Music Rant. The Difficult Second Album

Ever seen a human iPod set to shuffle? Music journalist and emerging comic Al Newstead attempts his ‘difficult second album’, following his sold-out season with another unique brand of high-energy performance. Delivered in an all-singing, all-dancing, all-stand-upping show. A real one-man band.

alsmusicrant.blogspot.com

Written and Performed by Al Newstead

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/al-s-music-rant

One Night in Heaven Five Nights Only!

Join Marion Slatter (2009 Raw Comedy Victorian finalist) and Catherine Hall (2010 Raw Comedy National finalist) as they join forces for the first time, to take you on a journey of friendship, cake, truth, cake, car chases and fight sequences, cake and cake.*

*Your experience may differ.

marion-catherine.tumblr.com

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/one-night-in-heaven

Markus de Port

Murder, Madness, Marriage, Mechanics and Sex….

Markus de Port: A one-man show. Six stories, six lives, six characters. Each part of Markus’s life and each person in it is threaded to another. So hold onto this wayward thread that travels through a few degrees of separation and you may just find out who Markus de Port is.

Written and Performed by Peter Condon

Directed by David Paterson

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/markus-de-port

Thank You, Comedy Gods

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hahaha… comedicate.com.au hahahaha hhaaaaa!

 

Performer Beau Fitzpatrick

Director Clare Gibson

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/thank-you-comedy-gods

 

Dynasty does Dallas (Donna, Libby & Leah’s birthdays) – Friday 9 Sept from 9pm

Yes it’s that time of year again that’s right PARTY TIME

Leah, Libby and Donna are turning 30 (again) so get your dressup. drinking and party shoes on because this is gonna be huge.

DJs All Night:

DJ Kat
Jewelz
Griff
Mish’chief + guests

Theme – DYNASTY Does DALLAS
Time – 9pm til very late
Friday the 9th September

Shoulder pads, big hair, bad hair, gold la-me, ten gallan hats, city meets country, taffiter, puffy sleaves, scallop neck lines, 3/4 drop waist with pleated skirt, big bows in inappropriate places.
The list is endless and you can get it all from Savers.

$50 Bar Tab for the best dressed

DRESS UP IS ESSENTIAL (if you dont dress up you will incure a door charge of $20)

So please come and help us celebrate our 30th birthdays

and let the costume hunting begin xxxxxxxx

Friday 9th September from 9pm

Melbourne Chargers – Rugby World Cup

The Melbourne Chargers announced today that they will be making the Glasshouse Hotel in Collingwood their home during the upcoming Rugby World Cup. The Glasshouse will be showing all the Wallaby fixtures on the big screen, with food and drink available for purchase for all matches. The Chargers invite any and all with an interest in this great sporting event to join them for a beer over some top-class Rugby.

http://www.melbournechargers.org

Wallabies Pool C matches

Sunday, September 11 – Australia vs Italy, 1:30pm

Saturday September 17 – Australia vs Ireland

Friday, September 23 – Australia vs USA

Saturday, October 1 – Australia vs Russia

 

Finals Series

Saturday, October 8 – Quarter-final 1, 4pm

Saturday, October 15 – Semi-final 1, 7pm

Sunday, October 16 – Semi-final 2, 7pm

Sunday, October 23 – Final, 7pm

 

Shag Tag #6 – Singles night, Friday 26 August

It’s back… 

SHAG TAG #6
The singles night with a twist…

Now hitting the Glasshouse Hotel on the last Friday of the month.

If you’ve played before, you know how it works!

If you’re new to it, the game is simple.

- Grab a numbered lanyard on entry to the venue
- Each numbered lanyard has a corresponding envelope
- See a girl you like?! take note of her lanyard number and come to the SHAG TAG booth and fill out a TAG slip
- Put it in the numbered envelope of the lady you like

YOU HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR PERSONAL ENVELOPE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT (handy for those who have to leave early)

$5 Entry
Kicks off at 9pm.

DJs Catriona Constance & Mellydee

Studio 54: Saturday 20th August

CALLING ALL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

The year is 1977; Studio 54 has just opened it’s door to an
unsuspecting public; saturated in sex, glitter and the freedom
to be. Leave your inhabitions at the door.

Money, Success, Fame, Glamour and beautiful people

Featuring drag shows from Bumpa Love, cage dancers and DJs spinning 70s & 80s tunes
until the sun comes up.

Dress code; loud, glamourous, whatever goes..dress to impress.

You’ve heard the hype, seen the movie. Now be a part of it.

$15 cover

Saturday 20th August

Equal Love Rally & Mid-winter Vows: Saturday 13 August

Time
13 August · 13:00 – 16:00

Location

State Library of Victoria

Swanston st
Melbourne, Australia

More info

Rally for Equal Marriage rights! No to homophobia! No to Discrimination!

Everyone who supports marriage equality is invited to come to Australia’s largest illegal wedding ceremony and protest march.

On the seventh anniversary of the marriage act being re-written, we at Equal Love and the majority of Australians demand equal rights now!

7 years of marriage inequality is 7 years too long! Come and tell the ALP to change the marriage act now!

In the lead up to the ALP national conference later this year it’s vital that ALL LGBTI and supporters of this campaign come out in our thousands at this rally and illegal wedding!

Prizes on offer for best placard, so get your creative juices flowing and bring out the texta. Certificates will be given to those couples wanting to take part in the ceremony to take place on the steps of the Marriage Registry. Get out those wedding garments and join us at the country’s biggest rally for Marriage Equality hosted by Tracy Bartram in Melbourne on Sat 13 August.

Please also make a donation so that we can ensure the our campaign continues to seek Equality. Copy this link in your browser and make a small donation via PayPal: http://www.gofundme.com/z4?24

www.facebook.com/equallove?australia
@ equallovemelb
# equallove

The Lick team proudly presents Raising Hope 2 – Saturday 6th August

The Lick team proudly presents ‘Raising Hope’, a regular bi-monthly fundraiser event aiming to raise funds for chosen organizations around the world.

Brought to you by the Lick team and Lovertits, once again we are coming together and donating all of our time in putting this second event on featuring all of your favourite Lick DJ’s – Nugget, Miss Beats, Virginia Le, Catriona Constance vs. Melly Dee.

The previous Raising Hope in June 2011 raised just under $3000 for the Japan Tsunami & NZ Earthquake Red Cross appeals. Let’s come together again and raise money for a good cause to two great organizations within our GLBTIQ community.

We are back for our second round and this time supporting JOY 94.9 FM, Australia’s first and only gay & lesbian radio station, along with the {also} foundation, Victoria’s largest gay and lesbian community organisation.

So come and join us for a night of dance, girls, music, jelly shots and more girls.

Tickets are available online via www.lickmelbourne.com.au or on the door.

Every ticket purchased online via the Lick Melbourne website will receive some free Lick merchandise goodies in the mail :)

DJ’s:
Nugget : Miss Beats : Virginia Le : Catriona Constance : Melly Dee

See you there! xo

 

Saturday 6th August 2011

 

Shag Tag #5: Friday 29 July

+++ SHAG TAG #5 +++ 

It’s time to get tagging again.

Enter the Glasshouse, grab a numbered lanyard and some playing slips. See someone who takes your fancy? Jot down their lanyard number on a playing slip and post it into our TAG BOX. Then let Team ShagTag do all the hard work.

After last entries you’ll be given an envelope with your number on it. If you’re lucky you might have been tagged!

DJs
Mellydee (aus)
Catriona Constance (uk)
(Lick, Atomic Betsy, Sunglasses at night etc)

9PM – 3AM
LAST TAGS IN AT 12.30
$5 COVER CHARGE

Drinks deals
Pool
Beer Garden
Full Menu til 9pm

Friday 29 July from 9pm

SIRENS: Dine it, Game it, Hug-Dance the night away – Sat 30th July

RSVP now to win FREE ENTRY for 2 cos fun is best shared!!      http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=243285749032389
Or RSVP on www.lesfuc.com if you are not out on fb

Socialising and mingling with a twist!
Never been ‘OUT’?? Have no one to go with?? Don’t sweat it!!

The group was started to provide comfort and a safe space for those who have recently come out, or are simply looking for more gay friends, so first timers and those coming on their own will be made especially welcome.

We will start early at 8pm for dinner, mingle and chat.
GAMES are on from 9-10pm
- MEGA TWISTER
- LIMBO
- more on the card…

Those who have birthday in July will get a birthday cupcake :)

Get ready to HUG or HIGH 5 the person beside you when the random SIRENS go off!

Any gender and orientations are welcome as long as you leave drama on the door and be happy friendly gay people for the night ! :)

DRESS CODE : Come as your are or if you dare …YOUR ALTER EGO

DJ MELLYDEE and MISS BEATS will make you dance like no one is watching from 10pm onwards.

CLOSET PHOTO BOOTH will be on premises to celebrate your coming out of the closet!

POST SECRET WALL: There will be a box for your written secret (pen and notes will be available on the night). Our girls will pin it up for you to keep yourself anonymous and others can read it. It will be our secret wall to share :)

ENTRY : $10
8PM – 4AM
DRINKS PROMOS ALL NIGHT ($3 jello shot / $5 LESFUC shot)
POOL TABLES
BEER GARDEN
FULL FOOD MENU (VEG & GF avail)

Saturday 30th July from 8pm/9pm