Bloodbath Disco Halloween Party: Saturday 29th October

NEWSFLASH!

DJ CATRIONA CONSTANCE HAS NOW BEEN ORDAINED BY THE CHURCH OF SPIRITUAL HUMANISM!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE THE CERTIFICATE TO PROVE IT AND ENOUGH VODKA TO CONVINCE YOU TO DO IT. THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS!

GOLD COIN WEDDINGS!
DONATIONS GOING TO EQUAL LOVE.
GET MARRIED BY OUR RESIDENT DJ OVER THE JELLY PIT AND YOU CAN REQUEST YOUR BRIDAL WALTZ SONG!

SHOW MARRIAGE EQUALITY FOR ZOMBIES! CEREMONY AND CERTIFICATE PROVIDED!

29th of October. 9:00 PM.

It’s Halloween and the eve of Zombie shuffle, what do you do?

You paint your face and come watch old school horror flicks with us here at The Glasshouse!
We have been busy setting up our in-house cinema area, where you guys can come hang out, eat pop-corn and have a shot every time someone screams in Wolf Creek!!

Any movie requests will be taken so just email contact@myglasshouse.com.au

We will not accept Hannah Montana or Olsen Twins movies as ‘horror flicks’. We’ve heard it all before.

Saw 2 not cutting it for ya? Not excited by Ghostbusters? Bored by Dracula?

That’s cool. Can’t have disco without tunes!

**A mixed bag of shows from 10:30pm hosted by the morbidly creepy Max Factor (So You Think You Can Drag? King Victoria) who will be giving Zombie survival tips throughout the night and featuring guest Kings, Queens and more side-show freaks than the Rocky Horror Picture Show!

**Rhonda Buttons and Jacqui Meoff, two of the sexiest ladies of drag to seduce you to the dark side. Performing shows that will bring back the dead!

**Hot undead cage dancers that can make a chainsaw massacre look like a good idea!

**Pro-Jelly wrestling demonstrations with the Toronto ’83 all stars from midnight! F-CK YEAH!

**D.J. Catriona Constance (DnM, Shag Tag, Lick) giving us her f-cked up Frankenstein mixes of her usual audio genius from midnight onwards. She also takes requests, and braiiiiiiiiins.

If that wasn’t enough: jelly wrestling. There I said it.
If movies and shows can’t lure you, perhaps *scantily clad youngsters wrestling in a pool of jelly while onlookers cheer on will!
(*scantily-clad youngsters may or may not end up being badly dressed drunken fools but either way- JELLY!)

Drink specials all night and give aways for best costume and door prize.

$5 entry or $3 concession/costumed

EVERYONE WELCOME!

Starts at 9pm
Shows from 10:30pm.
Jelly after the pumpkin hour!

 

Saturday 29th October from 9pm

 

 

Studio 54: Saturday 20th August

CALLING ALL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

The year is 1977; Studio 54 has just opened it’s door to an
unsuspecting public; saturated in sex, glitter and the freedom
to be. Leave your inhabitions at the door.

Money, Success, Fame, Glamour and beautiful people

Featuring drag shows from Bumpa Love, cage dancers and DJs spinning 70s & 80s tunes
until the sun comes up.

Dress code; loud, glamourous, whatever goes..dress to impress.

You’ve heard the hype, seen the movie. Now be a part of it.

$15 cover

Saturday 20th August

Hoofkake’s DRAG RACE: Friday 8th July

We are so obsessed with Ru Paul that we are having a drag race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PARTY MUSIC ALLLLL NITE!! 10 PM TO LATE

djs:
MDMAMAZING
SAM FOX
YUKA DISCOBEANS
BAADDD DJS
WIN WANG + MISS JANET CLARK

ENTRANTS COMPETE FOR A CASH PRIZE, BAR TAB, VEGAN MEAT TRAY AND MORE TBA! Entrants will need a fierce cat walk, fucked up outfits and a heart of effin gold.

EMAIL HOOFKAKE@GMAIL.COM TO ENTER.

DOOR PRIZES: T SHIRTS, CHAMPAGNE AND A KISS. $10 ENTRY.

Everyone can dress as whatever, the only rule is to be FIERCE!!! DON’T F-UCK IT UP!!! U can be animal, vegetable or mineral. They are the categories for entry.

There will be a constructively hilarious panel on the nite 2 judge and a runway for u to SASHAY upon!!! There will also be live performances and pure party music!

Everyone should dress to impress!!!

More announced soon!!
xoxoxoxoxo

Friday 8th July from 10pm

Dee Dee’s STIRFRIED KUNTREE: Wednesday Feb 16th Free entry

Wednesday 16th January 9pm
Free entry

Dee Dee Dazzler presents Stirfried
with special guests: Cindy Pastel and Wilma Fingerdoo
with DJ Bitch P’rease

Yeah that’s right it’s time to rock the barn, featuring Australian drag super star Ms Cindy Pastel.
In the local produce section Wilma Fingerdoo and a cavalcade of cattle
Fun from 9pm with free entry
What are you waiting for cow??

Stirfried presents Sushi Sirens: Every Wednesday

Konnichi wa wa wa …. thats right boys and girls SINK THE PINK pool competetion begins

At stir fried at the Glasshouse

from wed 14 april – 28 . come and play against some of melbournes top drag entertainers …

wed 21 will see ms PARIS direct from the greyhhound and pool cue concealed in her chanel handbag …

wed 28 you better saddle up and get the sambucca out cause its MONTE DIAMONTE againt YOU !!!

…prizes include $100 CASH JACKPOT..dinner for 2 and much more … Its free to enter and its sure to be lots of fun…

Wed 14 will also see the debut of “SUSHI SIRENS” staring AKIKO SUZY , RITA LACOQEATER , DEE DEE DAZZLER …..(show from 10.30)

All this entertainment for the price of a cocktail $7.00 entry or free before 9pm …only at the GLASSHOUSE ..51 GIPPS ST COLLINGWOOD

Sayonara Sissies and good luck with those balls !!!!

Big Gay Disco: Fri Feb 19th

Big Gay Disco is back!

Performances throughout the night by the fabulous Bumpa Love, Polly Filla and Rocco D’Amore, plus another drag king to be announced.

From 9pm, with shows from 10pm.

This is one ** BIG GAY DISCO ** you don’t want to miss, at the new, improved Glasshouse

// $5 door tax // All welcome

…and the kitchen is open till 9pm. We also have a FREE tasting event of the new menu from 7-8pm on this night

Friday February 19th from 9pm till late

Dee Dee Dazzler’s Stir Fried: Every Third Wednesday

The FABULOUS Dee D Dazzler presents: “Stir fried”

Only at the Glasshouse! Accept no imitations! More sequins than ever before!

Door entry $7
Free raffle ticket on entry for some outstanding prizes!

Starring Venus Envy
Camira Holden
Shireen Sequin
Mercedes

With Dj Tamara Kiti and special guests. Sponsored by Won Tu Tu

Every Third Wednesday 9pm – 1am. First show 9:30pm

Dee Dee Dazzler

Dee Dee Dazzler

Big Gay Disco: Fri Nov 27th

For homos, heteros and faux-mos

// $5 on the door with free drink on entry //

Performances by the fabulous Bumpa Love, Polly Filla and Rocco D’Amore. Shows start at 9:30pm so get yourself down there early.

Also featuring our hot DJs John K and DJ Oli, this is one BIG GAY DISCO you don’t want to miss

Friday November 27th   21:00 – 5:00

Big Gay Disco

Big Gay Disco