NEWSFLASH!
DJ CATRIONA CONSTANCE HAS NOW BEEN ORDAINED BY THE CHURCH OF SPIRITUAL HUMANISM!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE THE CERTIFICATE TO PROVE IT AND ENOUGH VODKA TO CONVINCE YOU TO DO IT. THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS!
GOLD COIN WEDDINGS!
DONATIONS GOING TO EQUAL LOVE.
GET MARRIED BY OUR RESIDENT DJ OVER THE JELLY PIT AND YOU CAN REQUEST YOUR BRIDAL WALTZ SONG!
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29th of October. 9:00 PM.
It’s Halloween and the eve of Zombie shuffle, what do you do?
You paint your face and come watch old school horror flicks with us here at The Glasshouse!
We have been busy setting up our in-house cinema area, where you guys can come hang out, eat pop-corn and have a shot every time someone screams in Wolf Creek!!
Any movie requests will be taken so just email contact@myglasshouse.com.au
We will not accept Hannah Montana or Olsen Twins movies as ‘horror flicks’. We’ve heard it all before.
Saw 2 not cutting it for ya? Not excited by Ghostbusters? Bored by Dracula?
That’s cool. Can’t have disco without tunes!
**A mixed bag of shows from 10:30pm hosted by the morbidly creepy Max Factor (So You Think You Can Drag? King Victoria) who will be giving Zombie survival tips throughout the night and featuring guest Kings, Queens and more side-show freaks than the Rocky Horror Picture Show!
**Rhonda Buttons and Jacqui Meoff, two of the sexiest ladies of drag to seduce you to the dark side. Performing shows that will bring back the dead!
**Hot undead cage dancers that can make a chainsaw massacre look like a good idea!
**Pro-Jelly wrestling demonstrations with the Toronto ’83 all stars from midnight! F-CK YEAH!
**D.J. Catriona Constance (DnM, Shag Tag, Lick) giving us her f-cked up Frankenstein mixes of her usual audio genius from midnight onwards. She also takes requests, and braiiiiiiiiins.
If that wasn’t enough: jelly wrestling. There I said it.
If movies and shows can’t lure you, perhaps *scantily clad youngsters wrestling in a pool of jelly while onlookers cheer on will!
(*scantily-clad youngsters may or may not end up being badly dressed drunken fools but either way- JELLY!)
Drink specials all night and give aways for best costume and door prize.
$5 entry or $3 concession/costumed
EVERYONE WELCOME!
Starts at 9pm
Shows from 10:30pm.
Jelly after the pumpkin hour!
Saturday 29th October from 9pm
